The Onion: Snyder’s of Hanover is in it for the Long Haul

This week’s The Onion features an “editorial  by W. Friedrich Snyder, the CEO and Heir to Snyder’s of Hanover” which details the proud legacy of Snyder’s of Hanover (not to be confused with Snyder of Berlin, thankyouverymuch) through the ages: 
“When my ancestor, George, Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg, founded the House of Hanover in 1635 by establishing [...]